New Product Release: The Micro-Chode

If you're a gal who loves the D she receives to be teeny-weeny, you can FINALLY stop trying to achieve that feeling with your pinky finger!

Available NOW for just $84.95 -- and measuring a petite 5.5cm in length -- the Micro-Chode is about to rock your world!

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Obviously, we're kidding. Not that there's anything wrong with having a chubby chode or micro penis!

Happy April Fools Day, folks!

The team at Sinful x